The UKIP Calypso - Part Two

In the UK on the 5^th of May

The electorate had their say

UKIP gonna win seats for fun

Started off with two, ended up with one

Now it's time to count the cost

Nigel said he'd quit if he lost

But it turns out he's here to stay

Just like Jesus, within three days

Resignation calypso, resignation calypso

Farage is gone, then he's back

Resignation calypso, resignation calypso

Like haemorrhoids in your crack

O'Flynn says Nigel got a thin skin

And that might be why he didn't win

We need to be grown up and more adult

Calling us something that sounds like cult

Resignation calypso, resignation calypso

UKIP turning into a jokey

Resignation calypso, resignation calypso

In and out like the hokey cokey

Some say we should give Carswell a go

But we asked and he don't want to know

If we carry on in this mess

We'll end up stuck with Mark Reckless

Resignation calypso, resignation calypso

What a farce it turned out to be

Resignation calypso, resignation calypso

We can always blame the BBC