Commercial Break

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Don’t blame it on the rainfall

Don’t blame it on the flood plain

Don’t blame it on the cutbacks

Blame it on the gayers!

“Or this party anthem…”

Men Marrying Men

Why we’re flooded, men marrying men

To God it’s an offence

White, white, white or white

Same sex marriage just ain’t right!

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We’re drowning in the rain

We’re drowning in the rain

Now the gays are marrying we’re

Drowning again!

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